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Posted - 12/27/2011 :  8:21:26 PM  Show Profile  Visit edelske's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The man finds the proverbial "magic lantern"; rubs it and the Genie appears. I can grant you one wish, he says. Why only one, I thought the standard was three wishes, the man asks. Have you seen the economy? Noticed the state of the housing market? Sorry, but all I can grant you is one wish...

The man thinks long and hard about his one wish. Finally he asks the Genie to triple his IQ.

The Genie, quite impressed with the originality of the request tell the man that he has been in the Genie business for three thousand years and his request is "a first". Most wish for health, wealth, immortality or to right a wrong that has been done to them.

You understand that when I grant your wish there are always side effects and unexpected consequences. You will get what you ask for but the manner of delivery might not be quite the way you anticipated.

Go ahead, said the man - I want you to triple my IQ and do it NOW!

So the Genie turned him into a woman!!

Kenneth A Edelstein
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